Mointains of booty. And I’d sleep on it like a pillow. Hoarding all of the beautiful booty to myself.
i do not want to have children because
- pregnancy horrifies me
- i will NEVER be ready for that kind of responsibility
- i would end up calling child services on their first day of kindergarten when i find out their new friends are named Gamzee, Castiel, and Twilight Sparkle
if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
what the fucking hell is wrong with you